How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? - Homer Simpson

I'm nowhere near the threat I hoped to become - Arlo Guthrie

What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know that we don't know, but what we know that ain't so.

... put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground. Exodus 3:5 (KJV)

Drink from the well and yield your place to another. - Jose Ortega y Gasset